Manwe, Lord of sky and air,
King of Eagles, tall and fair,
Ruler of the Valar royal,
To Iluvatar he remains loyal.
Elbereth resides with him,
Silver'd hair, tall and slim.
She is the Maker of the Star,
She hears all, near and far.
Wrapped in majesty and power,
Robed in earthly tree and flower,
Green her eyes and slim her girth,
Yavanna brought forth the forests in birth.
Aule wrought first the Dwarven folk
In secret, but Illuvatar spoke:
"'Tis not their time - they must keep,
And under mountain must they sleep."
Ulmo is the King of the Sea,
And mariners bow down to he.
His horns sound in the deeps and foam,
Calling Elven st
"Am not!"
"Are too!"
"Am not!"
"Are too!"
"Am not!"
"Are too!"
"Am not!"
"Are too!"
"Daddy!" the arguing pair shouted in unison.
Dracula rolled his eyes. Not again... he thought dryly as he entered the room where his two young sons stood facing each other off as they continued their bickering.
"Enough!" Dracula ordered. Both boys instantly fell silent, looking up at him. "Now, what's the problem this time?"
"He pushed me!" Dracul, the younger of the two boys, said, pointing accusingly at his brother.
"He started it!" Adrian shot back at his younger brother.
"Did not!"
"Did too!"
"Did not!"
"Did too!"
"Not!"
"Too!"
"Not!"
"
Truths for Mature Adults #12: Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after BlueRay? I don't want to have to restart my collection... again.